Katie Daviscourt, Veteran of the Capitol Tourism Circuit, Files Urgent Report from Portland's Silicone Front Lines
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Friends, Portlanders, lend me your ears. I come to bury Katie Daviscourt, not to praise her, but I have questions about the game plan here.
The fault isn’t that someone threw sex toys at an ICE building. It’s that this doesn’t actually fix anything. When you chuck rubber body parts over a gate, what happens next? The lady you hate gets to run away crying, then posts the video, and suddenly she’s the victim. Check the receipts: she ran off, got exactly what she wanted, and you’re the one holding the bag of battery-operated evidence.
You all saw this, right? Dozens of dildos on the ground. Was this supposed to stop deportations? Or was it just to feel good for five minutes?
Daviscourt says she got hurt. She’s an honorable woman who will sell t-shirts about this by dinner time. Who here thinks rubber projectiles fix immigration laws? Anyone? But who here also thinks it felt pretty good to watch her flee?
Here’s the real problem: when you throw a dildo at a grifter, she wins. The bad stuff people do gets shared a million times. The good points they made? Buried under plastic.
This was the part that stung most. Not the gate covered in silicone, but handing the other side a gold medal for victimhood. When Daviscourt ran from the colorful rain, she got the exact story she needed for her next paycheck.
I’m not saying protesters meant wrong. They meant well. But here’s what I know: you can’t beat liars with sex toys. You beat them by not giving them the video that pays their rent. So let me save one of those devices for myself, for when I need to remember that anger feels good, but losing the narrative war feels worse.
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