Archive - The Electric Rambler

Alexander Bolton Writes Article Containing Facts That Disprove Its Own Headline, Publishes Anyway

The Hill: Where "Unanimous Consent" Is Just Latin for "Epic Partisan Showdown"

8 hrs ago

Nicole Russel's Excellent Adventure in Vague Budget Complaining

USA Today: Where "Do Your Research" Means "Trust Me, Bro"

Mar 18

Nicole Russell Discovers 'Bipartisan Support' Means 4 Democrats and 208 Nays, Math Teachers Weep

USA Today Opinion: Where 'Some Bipartisan Support' Is Editorial Code for 'We Did Not Check the Vote Count'

Mar 15

Dace Potas, a DePaul Grad With Political Science Degree, Discovers Meritocracy, Immediately Explains Racism to Black People

USA Today: Where "Opinion" Means "We Found Someone Willing to Write This"

Mar 14

Didn't feel like posting.

We're having a movie day.

Mar 2

February 2026

Robby Soave, Professional Libertarian, Dismisses Physics as 'Marxist' and Your Blackout as 'Innovation'

The Hill Opinion: Where Concerned Grid Operators Are Just Bureaucrats Who Hate Freedom

Feb 24

Andrew C. McCarthy Explains States to You, Having Briefly Glanced at Constitution Once

National Review's Guide to Immigration: Ignore the Economy, Blame the Democrats, Collect Those Subscriptions

Feb 20

Ayaan Hirsi Ali's Excellent Spiritual Pivot: From Criticizing Oppression to Embracing It in a Different Language

National Review Discovers That Simply Asserting Things Does Not Make Them True, But Keeps Doing It Anyway

Feb 13

After years of being paid by politicians, Rachel Bovard now tells us what they want us to think. We are shocked, truly.

The Free Press: Free to Publish Whatever Makes Donors Happy

Feb 11

Turd Polishing at USA Today: A Data-Driven Critique of Nicole Russell’s Texas Analysis

USA Today's Editorial Standard: 'Optimism Is Close Enough to Truth'

Feb 10

Charles Creitz Quotes Heritage Foundation Expert Three Times, Calls It News

Yahoo News Syndication Standard: "If Fox Said It, That's Close Enough to Journalism"

Feb 5

Nicole Russell's Excellent Adventure in Conflating Two Different Things and Calling It Insight

USA Today Decides That Reading the Actual Bill Is Optional

Feb 4

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